Nail Salon Experimenter Gifts

"She tried to apply her press-on nails with an iron."

The adoration of the gels.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

A Manicure

Curling your hair for no reason

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"

God's Manicure.

"Wig or the wisp?"