Nail Salon Regulars Gifts

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Beauty Bee

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

'Women love their nails, so next time she suggests you get fixed, tell her only if she gets declawed.'

'Hey you two! Take that outside.'

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

Fashionistas 2012 - 'I'm Rapunzel!'

'Not again?!! A perfectly good game spoilt by dirty fingernails.'

Husband - 'Honey, the Vandamyer's are here!' Wife - 'I'll be down in a minute dear! I'm just polishing my nails.' (Woman polishing metal nails).

"Do you file your nails..?

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

Man-icure & Pet-icure

"I got a manicure."

'I suppose I can take a little off the sides Bob, but this is your fourth haircut this week.'

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'What's the damage?' (husband in beauty salon)