Nail Salon Regulars Mugs

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Beauty Bee

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

"Do you file your nails..?

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

Fashionistas 2012 - 'I'm Rapunzel!'

'Hey you two! Take that outside.'

'Not again?!! A perfectly good game spoilt by dirty fingernails.'

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

Husband - 'Honey, the Vandamyer's are here!' Wife - 'I'll be down in a minute dear! I'm just polishing my nails.' (Woman polishing metal nails).

'Women love their nails, so next time she suggests you get fixed, tell her only if she gets declawed.'

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

'I suppose I can take a little off the sides Bob, but this is your fourth haircut this week.'

"I got a manicure."

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'What's the damage?' (husband in beauty salon)

'We don't see many patients with a Rogaine addiction.'