Nail Salon Experimenter Pillows

"She tried to apply her press-on nails with an iron."

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

A Manicure

Curling your hair for no reason

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

God's Manicure.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Detachable trousers: stay cool this summer (Man wears bottonm halves.