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Employee of the month makes good use of the soup of yesterday.

Spa

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I stand corrected."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

The Cat Spa

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Spa Dog

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

'You are pigeon toed.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Spa day

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'This place is awesome! Check it out. His and hers loofah brushes.'

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Happy birthday Frank!...'

Fashionista

"I don't know...it's just not you."