Fitness Experimenter T-Shirts

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Running

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Exercise Class

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!: