Fitness Professional T-Shirts

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Yearbook

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Powerful Love.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."