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I think our son needs more flying and less feeding.

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

The rock caricature

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Running

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."