Exercise Advocates T-Shirts

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Exercise Class

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Jogging Bottoms