Fitness Experimenter Prints

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Powerful Love.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We're exclusively delts."

The rock caricature

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Exercise Class

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."