Foot Doctor In Training Gifts

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I stand corrected."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Anatomy.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."