Fussiness Enthusiast Gifts

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'