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"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Boys Cooking

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."