Furry Sommelier Gifts

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Catsuit

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Four Star Meal

"Thanks for walking me home."

A stronger drink

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

"Oh no, it's far too tart"

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

Grape vines think alike.

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

'Why do I choose to paint with wine?--The clean-up.'

"I'm writing my eighth memoir."

Ab Fab

My dog would like your dog's phone number.