Furry Schemers Club Gifts

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Revenge on Santa

A trap for Santa

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'

Fox dreams of catching chicken to sell on special offer

Rover's Cake

'Next time you drive!'

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

"Our plan for world domination starts with the chew toys."

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

'Being destitute does have its advantage -- taking inventory is a breeze.'

Get-Rich-Quick Schemes.

Garage Sale

"I knew I'd find you in here scheming."

'I put a dab of Pine-Sol behind each ear and my husband thinks I've been cleaning all day.'

"Happy birthday to you..."

"You can be whatever you want to be when you grow, thanks to identity theft."