Furry Frequent Flyer Club Gifts

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Christmas Pets

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Technological Dependence.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Hell: The Airport"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"He keeps touching me!"

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Airplane Seatbelts

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

The aviation experts come out to play

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'