Furry Frequent Flyer Club Gifts

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Christmas Pets

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Technological Dependence.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Hell: The Airport"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Flight: Select your spot.

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

"He keeps touching me!"

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Airplane Seatbelts

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

The Chippendales go through airport security.

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"