Furniture Avoiding Enthusiast Gifts

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Man's best friends."

"Surprise!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Get... a-nother room!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."