Furniture Avoiding Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Man's best friends."

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Surprise!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."