Furniture-phobic Pet Lover T-Shirts

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"First date hairball... awkward."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Desert Island BBQ

'Works every time.'

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I hate it when we fight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."