Furnishing A New Home Gifts

"If you're on a budget, I have something uglier."

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Lazy Octopus

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Painting the Ceiling

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Man's best friends."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."