Furnishing A New Space Gifts

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tool Box

"Man's best friends."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'He does lack social skills.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'