Furnishing A New Space Gifts

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Lazy Octopus

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Man's best friends."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Yardless: Please help

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'