Furlough Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your furlough philosopher? Our collection celebrates the peaceful moments of introspection and creativity. Featuring witty and insightful designs, these gifts are perfect for anyone who values contemplative leisure and meaningful downtime. Whether they enjoy quiet mornings or reflective evenings, our thoughtful products help them express their unique perspective and inspire their creative spirit.

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". . . We've been furloughed. . ." mockup

". . . We've been furloughed. . ."

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"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!" mockup

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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"Feel free to take notes."

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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?" mockup

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

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"I AM at my usual position."

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"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday." mockup

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

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For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on... mockup

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

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A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers. mockup

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

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Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.' mockup

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

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The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker mockup

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?" mockup

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

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The Three Kinds of People

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'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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"I don't believe in egrets."

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"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again." mockup

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

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"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?" mockup

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

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"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..." mockup

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

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'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?' mockup

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

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"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down." mockup

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

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"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!" mockup

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

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"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions." mockup

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

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'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.' mockup

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

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"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man." mockup

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

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"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound." mockup

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

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Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter mockup

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

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Stephen Fry.

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'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.' mockup

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

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'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.' mockup

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

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'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.' mockup

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

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'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.' mockup

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

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Furlough Philosopher Gifts Collection

Furlough Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the reflective and witty spirit of furlough philosophers. Perfect for morning musings or afternoon coffee breaks.

Furlough Philosopher Pillows

Bring a cozy, contemplative vibe to any room with pillows designed for thoughtful comfort. Perfect for relaxing and reflecting.

Furlough Philosopher Prints

Decorate with prints that inspire introspection and creative thinking. Ideal for sparking conversations and celebrating your furlough philosopher.

Furlough Philosopher T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that capture the philosophical and humorous side of taking a break. Great for anyone who loves thoughtful humor and relaxed style.