Benched Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that sparks deep thought and a smile? Our 'Benched Philosopher' items blend clever design with a touch of wit, perfect for anyone who enjoys pondering life’s big questions with a lighthearted twist. Whether it's for a creative mind or someone who loves a bit of philosophical humor, these products add a thoughtful yet fun touch to their daily routine.

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"I AM at my usual position."

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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"Feel free to take notes."

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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?" mockup

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

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For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on... mockup

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

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A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers. mockup

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

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Emergency Phone.

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Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.' mockup

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

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The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

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The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?" mockup

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

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The Three Kinds of People

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"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..." mockup

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

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"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again." mockup

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

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"I don't believe in egrets."

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'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?" mockup

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

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'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?' mockup

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.' mockup

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

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"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions." mockup

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

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"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down." mockup

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

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"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!" mockup

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

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"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man." mockup

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

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"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound." mockup

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

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Stephen Fry.

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'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.' mockup

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

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'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.' mockup

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

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'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.' mockup

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

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"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..." mockup

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

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being watched over his shoulder

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"Hon, where's the butter?"

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Benched Philosopher Gifts Collection

Benched Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of 'Benched Philosopher' mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for thinkers and coffee lovers alike.

Benched Philosopher Pillows

Check out our 'Benched Philosopher' pillows—add a touch of quirky wisdom and comfort to any space.

Benched Philosopher Prints

Browse our 'Benched Philosopher' prints to find the perfect piece that combines creativity, humor, and philosophical flair for your walls.

Benched Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our 'Benched Philosopher' t-shirts—great for humor lovers and creative minds who want to wear their wit with pride.