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The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"A little help, please."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Babies vs. Dogs

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

When is he coming home buddy?

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Living with a cataholic.

"He's sending an instant message."