Trapper Gifts

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Animal Hats

"Honestly, I forget what we were trying to catch."

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

Bagging the Chipmunk

To clumsy trappers, who make good rugs!

Boy, that was close, wasn't it, Bill?

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Newspaper trap.

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

A man plays golf by the sea

Various Traps.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Product Testing Department

Untrustworthy partner

"It's a setup."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

'They're so obvious about it.'

'We've got bats.'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

"I see water, lots of water... Oh wait. I see you suddenly realising that I'm just a mirage."

Butter Trap

Texting Monks.