Trapping Gifts

Boy, that was close, wasn't it, Bill?

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Product Testing Department

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"It's a setup."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

Born to play ball.

Animal Hats

'They're so obvious about it.'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

"It works smart, while we work hard."

'We've got bats.'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

Money in mousetrap

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

A Better Mouth-Trap

Butter Trap