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The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Babies vs. Dogs

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"A little help, please."

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

When is he coming home buddy?

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Living with a cataholic.

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."