Funny Valentines Gifts

"Will I go on a date with you?... Sure, why don't we make it Saturday, 18th May, 2086?"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

I can't smile without you...

Man proposes holding a balloon.

Happy Valentine's Day

'Love is a Drug'.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

Valentine's Day

'For Valentine's Day!'

"We have met today because you, Cynthia, and you, Kevin, now want to look together for a scapegoat to blame for your stupidity, your laziness, your total failure, and for your antisocial behaviour."

"This new guy's really good!"

Valentines for Real Estate

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

Cupid Shoots at Open Heart Surgery.

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Cupids!

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'

Percy LIVED for Valentine's Day....

'Aaaah... poop on them!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Valentines

Snake Lust.

I see you've been assigned to the platonic love detail this year..

'Keep it simple, cupid!'

Cupid views his online credit rating.