Funny Valentines Gifts

"Will I go on a date with you?... Sure, why don't we make it Saturday, 18th May, 2086?"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

I can't smile without you...

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Love is a Drug'.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

Valentine's Day

'For Valentine's Day!'

"We have met today because you, Cynthia, and you, Kevin, now want to look together for a scapegoat to blame for your stupidity, your laziness, your total failure, and for your antisocial behaviour."

"This new guy's really good!"

Valentines for Real Estate

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

Cupid Shoots at Open Heart Surgery.

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Cupids!

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'

Snake Lust.

Percy LIVED for Valentine's Day....

'Aaaah... poop on them!'

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

Cupid views his online credit rating.

Valentines

'Keep it simple, cupid!'

I love you even more than football.