Quirky Valentines Gifts

'For Valentine's Day!'

Carbon Dating.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

Consenting Adults.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Banana Smoothie

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"You need a mint."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Happy Valentine's Day.

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

'Well, we always said as long as he's got ten fingers and ten toes . . .'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Didgeridoos

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."