Quirky Valentines Pillows

'For Valentine's Day!'

Carbon Dating.

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Banana Smoothie

Consenting Adults.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'Well, we always said as long as he's got ten fingers and ten toes . . .'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"You need a mint."

Didgeridoos

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

His suggestion of a suicide pact was not altogether what she was expecting.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."