Funny Food Moments Fan Gifts

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"What the hell took so long?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Filet minion

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Lockdown casserole

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Deliboys

Better Not Squash.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Son burying his dad in sand

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

Stay at home food pyramid