Funny Food Moments Fan Pillows

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Filet minion

"What the hell took so long?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lockdown casserole

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Better Not Squash.

Deliboys

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Son burying his dad in sand

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Stay at home food pyramid

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'