Funny Commute Fan Gifts

Goose Bus Driving South

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Traffic Jam

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

'How am I doing?'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Play Rush Hour

'Elevator's fixed.'

Clown Bike Rack

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Bus of Fools

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"Next stop, Ptarrytown."

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

A Packed Bus

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.

"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."