Funny Animal Friend Gifts

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Lamb Noise.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"This never happened."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Garbage Piñata

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Life's a Bench.

Labrador Non-retriever

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Picnic with thieves

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Dam it all

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

They can't all look like sheep butts.