Cartoon Loving Animal Friend Gifts

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"This never happened."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Garbage Piñata

Labrador Non-retriever

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Pampered Pets.

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Springtime

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

When dogs dream...

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Dog's Sandwich

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."