Funny Gifts

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

Our body parts

Your lips say "no," but your nostrils say "Don

"That's not fair!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"We don't stand behind our service, but we do offer a free All-You-Can-Eat salad bar while you wait."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Playing Fetch.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

On holiday.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Holiday time.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Bring your own inflatable.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Early photobombing

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"This stool shall pass."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'