Funny Movies Gifts

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

'Ooooo...heartburn!'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Little league world series of poker.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Chippunks

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

Our body parts

'You wish, Timmy.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'