Funeral Curious Gifts

Grave digger hammering head-stone into dead persons head

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

Snake funerals.

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.'

Chinese Funerals.

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

"Sir, did the piano die?"

Are you sure this is what your husband meant when he said he wanted a quiet send-off?

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'

'No, no, lets steal this one. It has a lifetime warranty.'

"Some people he knew wanted closure."