Fun-loving Philistine Pillows

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Open House of Horrors

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Trust

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Malty tasking.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Meaning of Life

Teddy jogging

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Goalie Wall.