Fueling The Tank Of Humor Gifts

Rising Gas Prices

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

First Market Decline

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

Oil Workers

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"Excuse me....water!!"

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

The poop scooper maid.

'It's the world's tallest oil slick.'

A TV with a tap has a person drowning on the screen.

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

A horse and rider go to fetch some petrol for a stranded horse trailer.

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'

'I've been thinking of selling off all our assets and buying a gas station.'

Running Water

'I want everything you've got!'

'Just like the sign says...you only pay for the gas!'

"...two fifty...THREE dollars...three fifty...FOUR dollars..."

'I had a ten gallon hat once, but I never knew if it took regular or unleaded.'

'Synchronised swimming,'

'Go straight down,try to miss the lamp post,mount the kerb,shudder to a halt and...'

'They laughed when I told them I wanted to be a pole-squatter. . . they're not laughing now.'

"I had to break up with him. I couldn't stand the armpit noises!"

"This time we'll get all the publics support. The estate agents have agreed to back us"

"Hang on a minute...That's not regular fish food...That's ECZEMA!"

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