Fueling Funny Gifts

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Low Gas Prices

Rising Gas Prices

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Filling up.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Speed Checked By Radar.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

New Uses For Excess Coal

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Another Petrol Price Rise!

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

'It's the world's tallest oil slick.'

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

'Hang on,I'm gonna' take it to a dollar fifty!!'

'Just like the sign says...you only pay for the gas!'

A horse and rider go to fetch some petrol for a stranded horse trailer.

'I've been thinking of selling off all our assets and buying a gas station.'

Ed on the price of gas

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

This lane reserved for average persons only.

Caution: Armed Student Driver

'I had a ten gallon hat once, but I never knew if it took regular or unleaded.'