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'Look, they're slowing down.'

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

Low Gas Prices

Rising Gas Prices

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Filling up.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Speed Checked By Radar.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

New Uses For Excess Coal

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

'It's the world's tallest oil slick.'

Just another day at a British Petroleum cafeteria.

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

Another Petrol Price Rise!

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

'Hang on,I'm gonna' take it to a dollar fifty!!'

This lane reserved for average persons only.

Caution: Armed Student Driver

We hire only courteous drivers (A few may be rather stand-offish and some are kind of moody, but they're polite).

Ed on the price of gas

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

'I've been thinking of selling off all our assets and buying a gas station.'

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."