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The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Filling up.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

Briquettes

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump'! There's a lot of it going around!'

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

Oil Profits

Financing Available

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'