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Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

US Energy Needs.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Filling up.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas Prices

Gas prices up.

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Do you have poop points?'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads