Fuel Frenzy Fanatic T-Shirts

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

US Energy Needs.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Filling up.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Gas Prices

'Do you have poop points?'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'