Fuel Fairy Gifts

The Gas Price Race

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Filling up.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Solar Cars

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas Prices

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Rising Gas Prices

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump'! There's a lot of it going around!'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"You lose again...!"

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil