Fuel Fairy Pillows

The Gas Price Race

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Filling up.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Solar Cars

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Gas Prices

'Do you have poop points?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

Rising Gas Prices

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

"You lose again...!"

Mum's baking is best!