Frustration Articulator Pillows

"In twenty-five expletives or less, what sort of day did you have?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Broken since March

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

Music Quiz

List making as therapy.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Moanathon.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Angry tennis player.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

"Sorry about the expletive."

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"Still won't start?"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'