Frustration Articulator Gifts

"In twenty-five expletives or less, what sort of day did you have?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

Broken since March

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Music Quiz

Moanathon.

List making as therapy.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Angry tennis player.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

"Sorry about the expletive."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"Still won't start?"