Frustrated Shoppers Pillows

Turn retail frustrations into comfort with pillows that sport funny, relatable shopping quotes. A cozy way to acknowledge the chaos of the shopping experience.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah, blah.' - 'Ahem.' - 'Blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah.' - 'Excuse me.' - 'Does it look like we want to help you?!' -

'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah, blah.' - 'Ahem.' - 'Blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah.' - 'Excuse me.' - 'Does it look like we want to help you?!' - mockup

'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah, blah.' - 'Ahem.' - 'Blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah.' - 'Excuse me.' - 'Does it look like we want to help you?!' -

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Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care. mockup

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

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Smart card.

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Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else. mockup

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

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"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time." mockup

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

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"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork." mockup

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

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Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop... mockup

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

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Down on Her.

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"What kind of bra are you looking for?" mockup

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

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'I'm sure they make it up in volume.' mockup

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

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Cash Rebate

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'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!' mockup

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

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'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.' mockup

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

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Car Dealer

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"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

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Why men hate shopping.

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'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!' mockup

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

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It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'" mockup

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

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"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar." mockup

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

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"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something." mockup

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

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"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money." mockup

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

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'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.' mockup

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

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"Happy Easter!"

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"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!" mockup

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

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'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.' mockup

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

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Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your company again!

Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your company again! mockup

Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your company again!

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'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.' mockup

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

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'Call me when you invent the warranty.' mockup

'Call me when you invent the warranty.'

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"It's very me, but I hate myself." mockup

"It's very me, but I hate myself."

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Incredibly Inexpensive Security Systems' advertise 'Pretty Good Set Ups. 1/2 the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional break-ins.

Incredibly Inexpensive Security Systems' advertise 'Pretty Good Set Ups. 1/2 the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional break-ins.

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