Overwhelmed Shopper Pillows

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Smart card.

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Work Life Balance Paperwork

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

'Hi, yourself.'

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

"Tag sale next door!"

Supermarket trolley repairs

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"Happy Easter!"

"It's the absolute latest thing to have before the next thing comes along!"

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

"Your card is overwrought."

'Sorry sir, no personal trolleys allowed in the store.'

'Make-up? Aisle three.'

Customer Avoidance Dept.

'I hardly missed you, thanks to the internet.'

'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah, blah.' - 'Ahem.' - 'Blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah.' - 'Excuse me.' - 'Does it look like we want to help you?!' -

Honesty in retail